Follows this.

The Doctor did not often shop.There were plenty of other interesting places to go, things to do, people to see. Like, the crosswords. He could easily do the crosswords and that would be miles more interesting than shop. Or flossing! Good for the teeth, very fun, better than shopping ( Read more... )

Follows this.When the Doctor woke, he was prepared to feel stiff and uncomfortable. Usually, when reaching that point of exhaustion, he usually found himself on the floor or on the console, in some sort of an awkward position that left him sore for the next day. This morning, however, he was out of his clothes and stretched out on his bed, under ( Read more... )

He is not a sexual man ( Read more... )

"Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it."
- Thomas FullerHe is waiting for Rose Tyler ( Read more... )

Follows this.For all that the Doctor hated the Time Agency (even more so after dealing with their fiasco regarding the Friera system), he had to admit that their vortex manipulators were surprisingly resilient. Also, fantastically waterproof, as he discovered after losing his lunch on the one he had post-flight, and rinsing it off in a stream ( Read more... )

Follows this.Jack might've been a brilliant pilot all on his own, but the Doctor never did like giving up control of the wheel. Or the positronic space manipulator, in this case. He steered them swiftly down to Gamma Beta 9, where they were promptly arrested for endangerment of the crew. But, the Doctor still had the sonic and Jack had his charm ( Read more... )

"Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier." - Laurell K. Hamilton

For the RS Kink meme, the request: Lucy/MJ!Ten, gloves/hair, hatesex, Lucy tops"You bastard. Notice me ( Read more... )

They really were perfect for each other, he supposed ( Read more... )

Also for this poll which requested Doctor/Martha humor, and for marthajonesmd in the RS Kink Meme (request: Martha/any Doctor…Kink...oh, god, I fail at this bit. *browses list* Touching? Urgency? Sleep and bedding? OR THERE IS MY FAVORITEST TROPE EVER, SEX POLLEN.) It took me three months, but there you go!

( It didn't rain in England quite like it rained here. Cut for explicit sexuality. )

For the R/S kink meme, which requested Master/Lucy/Doctor threesome. Kink, um ... mindfuck.

"But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already." - Waiter Rant

( The Master likes human holidays. Cut for explicit sexual content and dubious consent. )